Well, fam, 2023 has been another surreal year. Those who are awake have endured yet another intense geopolitical year. Often, the key to survival is finding humor in the chaos, making light when times are dark. In the spirit of wrapping up this year with a bang, here are some of the best Christmas gifts sure to trigger your snowflake relatives.
22 Christmas Gifts Sure to Trigger Your Snowflake Relatives
These 22-gag Christmas gifts are the perfect way to be laughing all the way to your next family gathering.
1. Down the Sh*thole We Go!
Thereโs little doubt that the world has gone to sh*t since President Donald J. Trump left office. This toilet paper is a great reminder to those idiotic family members who voted for Brandon.
2. Merry 4th of Easter Holiday Sweater
This Merry 4th of Easter Holiday Sweater features Joe Bidenโs dazed and confused face with such a ridiculous phrase it could only be said by someone with late-stage dementia.
ย
3. I Did That!
Hereโs a Christmas tree ornament in the shape of a gas station pump featuring the famous โI Did That!โ sticker. Furthermore, the screen states, โYou could save 30-40% more on everything by switching back to Trump.โ
4. Biden Unplugged
Naturally, this book, โBiden Unplugged,โ about Joe Biden is filled with blank pages. The perfect gag gift.
5. Anonymous Mailer
These prank mailers are sent completely anonymously. It will show up in the recipientโs mailbox, with an embarrassing, highly visible label.
6. No Brainer!
Make drivers do a double-take with these stickers showcasing the very best of the Democratic party because a Biden-Fetterman 2024 ticket is definitely a no-brainer!
7. Traitor Joeโs
This comfort tee is the perfect thing to wear while running weekend errands, especially to stores frequented by granola-loving Dems like Trader Joeโs.
8. Relaxed and Unvaxxed Shot Glasses
Remember the family members who requested PCR tests and vaccine passports to attend holiday gatherings? This year toast to your unvaccinated status, and absence of myocarditis and blood clots, with these clever shot glasses.
9. Letโs Go Brandon Wrapping Paper
Did everyone bring up Joe Biden and his ludicrous policies at Thanksgiving this year to save money on Christmas gifts? If family debates didnโt keep your Biden-supporting family away, maybe this funny wrapping paper will help them take the hint.
10. How Biden Stole the Election
Have fun at this yearโs ugly Christmas sweater party with this playful take on How the Grinch Stole Christmasโbecause everyone knows there is no way that Joe Biden received the most votes in Americaโs political history.
11. Trump 2024 Wrapping Paper
Mailing your relatives their gifts this year? Imagine their faces while opening presents covered in this festive Trump 2024 wrapping paper.
12. See I Told You, I Wouldnโt Forget Cardโฆ
While family photos are now commonplace, why not send a smile too with this comedic Christmas card?
13. When One โLetโs Go Brandonโ Wrapping Paper Just Isnโt Enough
Support your favorite service member with this military-inspired wrapping paper, featuring the American flag in army green.
14. You Miss Me Trump Christmas Ornament
We miss you. Americans miss you. The world misses you. Please come back soon. In the meantime, celebrate Christmas with this โYou Miss Meโ ornament.
15. Merry 4th of July Christmas Wrapping Paper
The best thing about being Joe Biden is that he can wrap his own presents and still be surprised on Christmas morning. And, with โMerry 4th of Julyโ wrapping paper we can all laugh at the corrupt old man.
16. Merry Sniffness Sweater
Biden supporters do seem to turn a blind eye to all, donโt they? One thing is certain though, the cameras donโt lie. This warm hoodie is the perfect way to wish everyone a Merry Sniffness.
17. Happy Easter Joe Bidenโs an Idiot Wrapping Paper
Joe Biden wrapping paper is all the rage this year, especially this Happy Easter-themed holiday wrap.
18. Donโt Blame Santa โ He Voted For Trump
Santaโs smart. Smart people voted for Trump. Wear this ULTRA MAGA Santa sweater with pride in knowing that you didnโt get bamboozled by the mainstream media.
19. Hidinโ From Biden
Run children. Run. This โHidinโ From Bidenโ t-shirt is the perfect way to express to others how much Joe Biden shouldnโt be allowed around children.
20. Joe Biden Mumbling Christmas Ornament
Document this crazy year with this โMerry Uh..Uh Happy UhโฆYou Know the Thingโ ornament to remind you and future generations of the worst president in Americaโs history.
21. Inflation Here to Stay
Inflation is 7.7% and Joe Bidenโs job approval is 37%. Across America, however, it feels more like Bidenโs job approval is 7.7% and inflation is 37%. Express your disgust with how Joe Biden tanked the economy in less than two years with this poetic sweater.
ย
22. All I Want For Christmasโฆ
Patriotic dog lovers will love showcasing their Christmas wish list with this bright and bold comfort tee.
Merry Thanksgiving Trick or Treat Ornament ๐
We Need Your Help
Did you find this article helpful? If so, bookmark it and when youโre planning your next vacation click on any of the links below before finalizing reservations. Youโll get the best price, weโll earn a small commission, and youโll help support future articles.
Thank you!
BEST TRAVEL SEARCH ENGINES
๐๏ธ Book Your Accommodation
We use Tripadvisor and Pricelineโs Express Deals to compare prices and reviews in advance and check availability
โ๏ธ Book Your Flight in Advance
To find the cheapest flight options, you can use WayAway and Skyscanner to find the most suitable choice for you
๐ Reserve Your Rental Car
Use DiscoverCars and Skyscanner to compare prices and view the largest selection of vehicles