Because we’re often traveling off the grid, email (email@example.com) is the best method of communication. You may also contact us through our social media platforms:
If you are interested in advertising, a partnership, and/or have any further questions, feel free to contact us through one of the methods above.
Other Preferred Methods
Written on paper and tied to doves. It may take slightly longer, but you’ll save tons of money on postage.
Dashes and dots through a wire. We may have to borrow your telegraph, ours is currently in storage.
Through people on foot. Our preferred method, especially if dressed as ELF.
Communication between minds by some means other than sensory perception. Don’t bother introducing yourself.