At least not in Audrey’s Jeep.
It comes with bittersweetness that I announce that Audrey has listed her Jeep for sale. If interested you can view it on AutoTrader. We’re willing to autograph the seats (for a small one time fee + royalty). If you’re not looking to buy a car at this time we’re also willing to drive you around your neighborhood for $5 per day. We’ll pretend we’re your chauffeur and you can go around throwing change at the kids hangin’ out on your turf.
That’s me doing some sweet tricks before listing it. Are you sure you want to buy it?
OK, you got me. This is really Audrey’s Jeep.
UPDATE! After only a few weeks, the Jeep has been sold. It is now off to new trails. The loss was softened by the fact that a father was purchasing it for his son, who had recently graduated with good grades and worked hard to save half for the car. One car down…one to go!“My Precious”